A Shop in the Dark

Starting Point
Ranger tells a story about how he and his sidekick stopped an artillery bombardment, which ended with him sticking a flag up a nazi's asshole. When the others inform him that he committed a war crime in doing so, he realize he shouldn't leave the photo of the event lying out.

Plot A
Rex attempts to use Ranger's friendship with now secretary of defense Kid Victory for much needed funding.

After many problems, Victory agreed to approve League funding if Rex stops sleeping with Ranger's wife.

Plot B
Rex sends the rest of the league shopping for food, but they end up getting caught up in their own things and are banned for life.